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Lincoln Park Trixies

by aaron on April 25th, 2004

My friend Jen, executive administrator extraordinaire, goes by the name LP Trixie on MSN Messenger. I asked her about this a week or so ago, only to discover Chicago’s most elite social organization: the Lincoln Park Trixies.

What is an LP Trixie? They drive Jettas, drink double tall non-fat Lattes, and show the world who’s boss. They’re the women you want.

The LP Trixie website addresses such serious concerns as what to do after you let slip to your crush that you think Dave Matthews is overrated, how long you should put off buying an Afghan hound in support of our war on terror, and other such pertinent, important issues.

Thanks, Lincoln Park Trixies! You’ve made the world a better place!

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  • kara

    I want to be a trixie…

  • miranda

    i so like you..i wanted to be a trixie sins i was 1 year old..my mom was a trixie my grandma was the lider of the trixies..so i dont know what happend to me i was like dude!? why i am not marry yet with a lawyer..and i thought cuz i dont have the diplom of the trixies so..with this letter i request a exam for having this diplom…my mom is really consern becus..i am 25 years old and i dont have lawyer boyfriend…so thats why i am requesting this please help me!!! i need to be one of you!!!!!!!!…..

    with LOVE Miranda P.

  • trick

    Trixies are losers and anyone who is that obsessed with lincoln park has to graduate from their greek life. I was a delta delta delta at U Of Illinois, one of the best sororities on campus. I’ve grown up, gotten better bags than kate spades, moved out of lp over to gold coast, which is better, less “fakin it till makin it.” People with the msn messenger name “lp trixie” is a loser and should realize that no one thinks they’re cool.

  • Brianna

    Trixies are losers and anyone who is that obsessed with lincoln park has to graduate from their greek life. I was a delta delta delta at U Of Illinois, one of the best sororities on campus. I’ve grown up, gotten better bags than kate spades, moved out of lp over to gold coast, which is better, less “fakin it till makin it.” People with the msn messenger name “lp trixie” is a loser and should realize that no one thinks they’re cool.

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