Let’s walk through a couple examples here: Tie - Must be conservative, nothing George Bush wouldn’t wear.
Grooming - Protruding nasal hair is prohibited.
No Neanderthal-style single eyebrows are allowed, and you should shave any loose hair on your forehead or the palms of your hands.
Perfume - Too much perfume is considered especially heinous when the stench is so strong as to cause allergic reactions or when the odor can be detected from more than 3 feet away.
But who are the Oracle consultants passing down these stringent dress code requirements?
Colonel John Garmany
I gotta say, though, I only wish I could draw $500/hour fees for my work. Hrm.