Credit for this goes to vinny9 on sillytech.com:
Entries from January 2006
Mathemagicians
January 30th, 2006 · No Comments
Tags: Random Funniness
Midgets
January 28th, 2006 · No Comments
I’m sitting in a coffee shop a block away from my apartment finishing up some work before heading off to a party celebrating the 25th birthday of one of my designers when, without warning, a motorized wheelchair goes scooting past. Clinging to the back of the wheelchair is a midget. No one even bothers to [...]
Tags: Personal Life
Yakov Smirnoff
January 24th, 2006 · No Comments
On rare occasions, I will read something that is genuinely amusing on Slashdot. I just had one with a Yakov Smirnoff-esque joke, of sorts.
yobjob says: “IN CAPITALIST AMERICA, WORK FINISHES YOU!” in response to a fairly involved thread about the IT industry and bringing your work home with you.
Sigh. I clearly [...]
Tags: Random Funniness
Favorites
January 16th, 2006 · No Comments
And lest I forget, my abbreviated 2005 favorites:
Album: Takk, by Sigur Ros, followed very, very closely by Plans for Death Cab for Cutie
Asian Person: Helen
Asian Person that I am Not Coerced into Listing: Helen, still
Beach: Waikiki in Honolulu
Movie: Batman Begins (but you have to keep [...]
Tags: Personal Life
Another Week
January 16th, 2006 · No Comments
Yeah, it’s been a week since I last posted; I’ve been busy, dead-tired, and generally unwilling to expend the energy to reach out and touch all four of my loyal readers on this blog-thing. Work’s been kicking my ass of late. We’re winding down our current project milestone, which means that my ‘real’ work for [...]
Tags: Personal Life
$600 Dinner Bills
January 8th, 2006 · No Comments
I had dinner with Helen, her friend Kat, and Kat’s boyfriend, Kirk, last night at Rover’s. For those of you who haven’t heard of it, let me tell you three things:
1. Bring your entire last paycheck to pay for it.
2. Bring an appetite.
3. Bring a stretcher, you’ll need it [...]
Tags: Personal Life
Nothing Says Lovin…
January 3rd, 2006 · No Comments
Music Filter: nothing says “high speed processing” like the Black Eyed Peas!
Tags: Random Funniness
Portents and Signs
January 3rd, 2006 · No Comments
NewDonkey, the Sharp Edge of the Vital Center, had this to say about his Holiday Season: “[My car] was loudly sounding an apocalyptic blooga-blooga-blooga by the time I reached Arlington.” Never once have I though to use the words “apocalyptic” and “blooga-blooga-blooga” together in the same sentence. Never again, shall I make that mistake.
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Tags: Random Funniness
The Wisdom of Crowds
January 1st, 2006 · No Comments
The crowd is always right during a trend but is always wrong at a major turning point.
Good food for thought.
Tags: Miscellaneous