For all of you who missed Sony’s lame-ass E3 press conference last week, someone has compressed all of the salient points into a one minute clip on YouTube.

For those of you unwilling to invest that minute, here are the highlights:

  • Riiiiiidge Racer!
  • $599
  • Riiiiiidge Racer!
  • Take part in authentic Japanese battles, like one featuring a gigantic crab boss.