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Jun 08, 2004
Random Funniness

Stop Eating Poop!

So, the next time I have trouble with ceasing my poop-eating I will know where to turn. Credit goes to Boing Boing on this one.

Jun 06, 2004
Personal Life

Child Management

The one thing I fear above all else is that someday I will have children. No wait. I’m not actually afraid of that. What I really fear is that someday these sweet, innocent, wonderful little people will become teenagers. That’s what I’m really afr...

Jun 06, 2004
Personal Life

Impending Baldness

I have spent the past seven years convinced that I am in the process of losing my hair. The evidence seems to suggest I will. Neither of my grandfathers had hair. My dad doesn’t have much. It looks like my fate is pretty much sealed. I resolved l...

Jun 05, 2004
Miscellaneous

Holy Shit!

Ronald Reagan died today.

Jun 04, 2004
Blogs

Search Results

Periodically I’ll go through the referrer reports and statistics for my website here. I am always amused by the search terms that bring people here. The following is the latest list. search term ———– lincoln park trixies: yes - this actually ...