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Jun 08, 2004
Random Funniness
Stop Eating Poop!
So, the next time I have trouble with ceasing my poop-eating I will know where to turn. Credit goes to Boing Boing on this one.
Aaron Brethorst (Page 189)
Jun 06, 2004
Personal Life
Impending Baldness
I have spent the past seven years convinced that I am in the process of losing my hair. The evidence seems to suggest I will. Neither of my grandfathers had hair. My dad doesn’t have much. It looks like my fate is pretty much sealed. I resolved l...
Jun 06, 2004
Personal Life
Child Management
The one thing I fear above all else is that someday I will have children. No wait. I’m not actually afraid of that. What I really fear is that someday these sweet, innocent, wonderful little people will become teenagers. That’s what I’m really afr...
Jun 05, 2004
Miscellaneous
Holy Shit!
Ronald Reagan died today.
Jun 04, 2004
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Search Results
Periodically I’ll go through the referrer reports and statistics for my website here. I am always amused by the search terms that bring people here. The following is the latest list. search term ———– lincoln park trixies: yes - this actually ...